I asked Chat GPT via Bing! (this always sounds to me like a toastergasm) to make fun of my least favorite semiconductor company while rewriting something I wrote in an earlier post.
The Black Wizard scoffed at me, and, with a clumsy right handed gesture, muttered “INTEL” to himself. The air crackled around him, filling the cavern with a bright, quickly fading blue flash. As he stumbled away, distracted, the space he left behind became hot and humid, with a strong smell of burning. I found myself overwhelmed with a disgust for stale bread.
This cheered me so much that I kept on going, asking for one about Apple. I would remind you this is running on a service provided by Microsoft.
Apple, oh Apple, how I loathe thee
You charge me an arm and a leg for a phone
That has less features than a toaster
And breaks down more often than a clown carApple, oh Apple, how I despise thee
You lure me in with your sleek design
And your fancy marketing
But you lock me in with your walled garden
And your planned obsolescenceApple, oh Apple, how I detest thee
You pretend to be innovative and cool
But you copy and sue everyone else
You act like you care about the environment
But you produce tons of e-wasteApple, oh Apple, how I abhor thee
You think you are better than everyone else
But you are just a cult of snobs
You make me sick with your arrogance
And your rotten core.
Asking it to write a haiku about the Black Wizard yielded this:
Black Wizard in cave
Muttering “INTEL” softly
Magic fills the air